By purchasing tickets to Knoop Comedy Nights!, you are agreeing to waive all liability against Those Dam Boat Guys or Café de Knoop (Café the Knot), should you, like so many before you, literally laugh your head off during the show. It sounds ridiculous, we know, but please take this seriously. The combination of the cozy, funky, laidback pirate den atmosphere of Café de Knoop, with an amazing selection of eatibles and drinkables, plus the barnacle-sharp wit of our comedians, creates the perfect conditions for what is known in the forensics field as Acute Laughing Your Head Off Disease, first identified in 1929 by the enterprising and promising medical wunderkind Dr. Friedrich von Laughing Your Head Off Jr. Really though, don’t worry about it! The vast majority of people leave our shows mostly unharmed, and thus far it seems that nobody that has been on a tour with Those Dam Boat Guys has ever been felled by the terrible disease.

All proceeds of the show go to the families of past victims.

So join us for the laughs, libations, and (hopefully) zero decapitations (just about) every Wednesday!

Location: Café de Knoop - Prinsenstraat 5, Amsterdam
Time: Showtime 20:00 (Doors at 19:30)
Lineup: Four Funny Fuckers
Cost: €12

Drink like a mermaid. Party like a pirate. Laugh like a lunatic.